Here are a two Zoloft pills, chatting optimistically on a couch. This is to honor a great 24 hours that passed this week: January 24, aka the "most depressing day" of the year.

The fact that some British pychologist wrote a mathematical equation to prove the theory just cracks me up.

Here it is. Take (W) weather, (D) debt, (d) monthly salary, (T) time since Christmas, (Q) time since failed quit attempt, (M) low motivational levels and (NA) the need to take action and:

[W + (D-d)] x TQ divided by M x NA

You get January 24th. Screw Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD), this is proven in a math lab! And the fact that Chris Penn took his last breath on January 23rd meant he didn't have to greet the worst day this year. Vive la memory of one fine actor. We hardly knew ya!